Signs as Shit Me or My Brothers Have Said

Aries: *at Menards in the light switch section* You need a way to switch off your anger. (My brother)

Taurus: Give me more Sugar Daddy Stark. (Me)

Gemini: You’re not DW. You’re more like Mr. Ratburn. (My youngest brother)

Cancer:  When I say I like ‘em thicc, this is what I mean. *shows a plate of crispy chicken wings* (My brother)

Leo: Women smell perfume like people smell flowers. Men smell perfume like people do drugs. (My brother)

Virgo: Grape is the driest bitch. (Me)

Libra: “Is that the monkey from The Powerpuff Girls?” “NO, IT’S PICCOLO FROM DRAGON BALL.” (My brother and I)

Scorpio: Me? Get in a fight against Bats? Nah, man. I’m here to get in a knife fight with God. (Me)

Sagittarius: R.I.P. Our Lord and Savior, Lightning McQueen. (Me)

Capricorn: Real men takes notes with graph paper. (My brother)

Aquarius:  The sword is about as straight as you are. (My brother)

Pisces: I cut myself woodworking more than an emo kid. (My brother)

|| Please don’t be offended. We just have a rude sense of humor.||

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